JERKING OFF AT SCHOOL

He wasn’t the nasty boy of the school, and she wasn’t prom queen material. But this guy really had the hots for this lady. Whether he really had the hots himself or was just borrowing it from the rest of the pack, I’ll never know. Thing was, she had just arrived at school to teach the junior classes, and we were the senior-most class about to pass out. And he was a law-abiding ‘studizen’ of the school, always coming with the big grades, and staying away from the wild bunch.


In this backdrop, it’s hard to imagine how this guy could have aroused himself so much by the sight of this teacher to go and jerk off in the school lavatory.

Yes, jerk off, that’s what he did. And not only that, he then had the nerve to proclaim boldly afterwards, ‘Mein ne Rahat ke naam ki lagayi hai!’ That was news to us. That’s how horny and pervert school-boys are when they reach puberty. And it never changes after that, irrespective of whether they get married or not. Or how old they get. Think Sheikh Rasheed, Zia Mohiyuddin and Ghulam Mustafa Khar, the ‘tharkiest’ buddas around. A couple of years ago, at age 67, Khar married a sixteen-year old girl, much to the chagrin of his daughter, the sultry (maybe even slutty) Amina Haq.

I’ve got a friend who resumed watching hard-core porno flicks only a couple of months after getting married. Well, it could mean a number of things, but I never had the nerve to ask him outright why was he doing it after marriage, and what was the use of marriage if he had to fall back on his earlier nasty practices.

Coming back to the school story. The teacher wasn’t a knockout, and I suspect this parhakoo larka didn’t really fancy her initially, until the people around him started doing it. Actually it was this one guy who built a huge crush for this dame, and because he was kind of popular, the crush became collectively a hype. And he just got caught up in the snowball effect, so much so that he had to ‘relieve’ himself in a toilet which we avoided even for the normal operations owing to its ‘impeccable’ hygienic standard.