CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND

‘Abey subha aisi tayyar ho kay aati hain ke banda dang reh jaaye’, Ghaffar spills out dreamily. He’s narrating the bombastic entry of the female employees of the Citibank branch next door to his own bank. The topic under discussion is his experience as an employee of a local bank. He’s pissed off with the status quo of his bank with respect to male-female employee ratio.

‘Hamarey haan saarey khuar londay bharey hain. Aik bhi larki nahi. Bus aik aunty hain. Wo bhi ksi kaam ki nahi.’



‘Aaj kal bank customers retain kernay ke liye KYA nahi kertay. Aisi chikni bachian bitha they hain counters pe kay banday to bandey, bandian pe taarain. Har bank mein yehi scene on hai. Un ka dhanda hi isi strategy pe chal rha hai.

‘Hamarey haan ulta hisaab hai. Full-time londoon se bhara hai!’

‘Jab bhi koi bandi bank mein aati hai sub khuar kuttoon ki tarah us ko taar tey hain jaisey kabhi larki nahi dekhi!’

‘Is tarah ye khaak customer banaayin gay. Har local bank Citibank ko follow kar rha hai. Chalo lush nahi to kam az kam larkian to saamney bitha rahey hain.

Ye saaley to ulti khopri hain. Larkian rakhain gay to customers to attract hongay hi, hamara din bhi acha guzray ga.

Finance ka kaam waisey hi itna dry hota hai, bandian saath hongi to thora un say baath kar kay refresh to hojain gay!