Monday, December 17, 2007

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HITTING THE NERVE IN A TIGHT SPOT

Cleaning the genital area of the pubic hair is a real mind-boggling job, something which I myself haven’t figured it out as yet. Do you use scissors, hair-removal cream or just the good old razor? Is it a matter of personal preference or is one of them better than the others? Can’t say. But this next story highlights how much bad things can go when you use one of these options.


A friend of a friend (yeah, it’s a long chain so you must be thinking it’s an urban legend) once decided to shave his pubic hair. Whether he was using this option for the first time or not is not known, but what happened we pray happens to none of us. The blade cut through a nerve or something (remember that area is rich in nerve fibers) and in no time he was bleeding so profusely that he had to be taken to the hospital. It was bad enough that he had cut himself so bad that he needed to go to the emergency ward, on top of it, the wound was in such a place that the humiliation alone would have killed him if not the bleeding.

I don’t know the details, but think about it. First he would have told his family where he was bleeding, then the whole family would have gotten involved in trying to control the bleeding by tinkering down there, while all this time he stood naked. Then at the hospital, there would have been quite a few nasty remarks passed at his expense which the family at least would have avoided making. Yep it’s a cruel world. And all this poor guy was doing was take care of his personal hygiene.

So once again, what’s the most efficient as well as safest way to clean your pubic region? Anyone?

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yaar the best would be razor man. yet, removal cream is also good. But, it annoys ur ass when u have cream on..yet....u cant itch it...ahem..lolz

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy an electric shaver... it can cost you some money but I think it is the safest stuff ... and this is the only sensible post on this :-X

2:08 PM  
Blogger Captain said...

lmao amazing topic
but i agree with electric shaver
very safe indeed

4:35 AM  
Anonymous OA said...

Pubes arnt really an issue. Scissors, razors .. anything used with a bit of diligence, and preferably sober, will do the trick. If it gets really thick down there, a quicker alternative could even be to use some kerosene and a lighter. Get a nice bush fire going. However you may want to have a muslim shower handy to douse the flames before they reach the crown jewels.

The REAL challenege is getting rid of ASS hair. I've tried everything. And no way am i putting any cream down there. An itch there could drive a man insane.

10:42 PM  
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now that is called phenomenal, a whole blog about toilet.


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